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A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..

'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.

'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.

Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

(via theoutsiders)

Some real creepy shit, get your fix.

  • 1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

  • 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

  • 3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?

  • 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

  • 5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

  • 6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

  • 7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

  • 8. How often do you listen to music?

  • 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

  • 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?

  • 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

  • 12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?

  • 13. What about ‘R’?

  • 14. Can you drive a stick shift?

  • 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

  • 16. Are you going out of town soon?

  • 17. When was the last time you cried?

  • 18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?

  • 19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

  • 20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?

  • 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

  • 22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

  • 23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?

  • 24. What are you sitting on right now?

  • 25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

  • 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

  • 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

  • 28. Do you get a lot of colds?

  • 29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

  • 30. Does anyone hate you?

  • 31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?

  • 32. Do you like watching scary movies?

  • 33. Do you want your tongue pierced?

  • 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

  • 35. Did you have a dream last night?

  • 36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

  • 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

  • 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

  • 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

  • 40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

  • 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

  • 42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

  • 43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

  • 44. What’s the best part about school?

  • 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

  • 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

  • 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

  • 48. Were you single over the last summer?

  • 49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

  • 50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

  • 51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

  • 52. Are you nice to everyone?

  • 53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

  • 54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

  • 55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

  • 56. Do you think you like someone?

  • 57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?

  • 58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

  • 59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?

  • 60. Do you hate anyone?

  • 61. How’s your heart?

  • 62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

  • 63. Have you ever cried over a guy?

  • 64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

  • 65. Are your toenails painted pink?

  • 66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?

  • 67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?

  • 68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

  • 69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

  • 70. How do you look right now?

  • 71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

  • 72. Can you commit to one person?

  • 73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

  • 74. Have you ever felt replaced?

  • 75. Did you wake up cranky?

  • 76. Are you a jealous person?

  • 77. Are relationships ever worth it?

  • 78. Anyone you’re giving up on?

  • 79. Currently wanting to see anyone?

  • 80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

  • 81. Last person you cried in front of?

  • 82. Is there someone you will never forget?

  • 83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?

  • 84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

  • 85. Are you over your past?

  • 86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

  • 87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

  • 88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

  • 89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

  • 90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

  • 91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?

  • 92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?

  • 93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?

  • 94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?

  • 95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?

  • 96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

  • 97. Who do you have texts from?

  • 98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

  • 99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

  • 100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?

  • 101. Ever kissed under fireworks?

  • 102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

ner-oh:

thetruthoftears:

ner-oh:

when the adhesive on your pad snags ur pubes

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If you have pubes and use pads…than you probably aren’t having sex..

if a man (or a woman) can’t handle pubes or pads then he’s probably an immature douche who won’t grow up. if he can’t understand that pubes are a natural body occurance, or think that his preferance in my menstral protection is above my comfort then he’s probably an asshole and, just like with tampons, i dont want him up my vagina

Wait, these are actually hella cute questions.
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
19. Do you like bubble baths?
20. Do you like your neighbors?
21. What are you bad habits?
22. Where would you like to travel?
23. Do you have trust issues?
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
26. What do you do when you wake up?
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
30. Do you ever want to get married?
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
33. Spell your name with your chin.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
40. What do you want to do after high school?
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
43. Do you smile at strangers?
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
46. What are you paranoid about?
47. Have you ever been high?
48. Have you ever been drunk?
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
53. Favourite makeup brand?
54. Favourite store?
55. Favourite blog?
56. Favourite colour?
57. Favourite food?
58. Last thing you ate?
59. First thing you ate this morning?
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
62. Been arrested? For what?
63. Ever been in love?
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
65. Are you hungry right now?
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
67. Facebook or Twitter?
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
69. Are you watching tv right now?
70. Names of your bestfriends?
71. Craving something? What?
72. What colour are your towels?
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
75. Favourite animal?
76. What colour is your underwear?
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
80. What colour pants?
81. Favourite tv show?
82. Favourite movie?
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
87. First person you talked to today?
88. Last person you talked to today?
89. Name a person you hate?
90. Name a person you love?
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
92. In a fight with someone?
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
95. Last movie you watched?
96. Favourite actress?
97. Favourite actor?
98. Do you tan a lot?
99. Have any pets?
100. How are you feeling?
101. Do you type fast?
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
103. Can you spell well?
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
108. What should you be doing?
109. Is something irritating you right now?
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
111. Do you have trust issues?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
115. Do you play the Wii?
116. Are you listening to music right now?
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
118. Do you like Chinese food?
119. Favourite book?
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
121. Are you mean?
122. Is cheating ever okay?
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
125. Do you believe in true love?
126. Are you currently bored?
127. What makes you happy?
128. Would you change your name?
129. What your zodiac sign?
130. Do you like subway?
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
134. Can you count to one million?
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
137. How tall are you?
138. Curly or Straight hair?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
140. Summer or Winter?
141. Night or Day?
142. Favourite month?
143. Are you a vegetarian?
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
145. Tea or Coffee?
146. Was today a good day?
147. Mars or Snickers?
148. What’s your favourite quote?
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?  (via tchitsnathan)

(Source: catscuddlingandyou)

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youphoric:

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

this is my favorite post

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